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Genius is born - not paid.
Total rating: 58 - Votes: 14 - Average: 4.14
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Total rating: 47 - Votes: 11 - Average: 4.27
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It would be a million times easier to fight a demon lord with a bamboo stick, than to cross my sister.
- Lina Inverse, Slayers Try
Total rating: 30 - Votes: 8 - Average: 3.75
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Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Total rating: 16 - Votes: 4 - Average: 4.00
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Guys, I'm drinking Jolt. In about 3 minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. Steal another fry, I break your fingers.
Total rating: 11 - Votes: 3 - Average: 3.67
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You were there? Oh, please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
- Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Total rating: 28 - Votes: 6 - Average: 4.67
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Jace:"I don't like you, wizard...Don't like you at all...One of these days, I think I'll kill you..."
Tenth:"Stand in line, brother--stand in line...
Total rating: 25 - Votes: 6 - Average: 4.17
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Dendrin, I get paid a lot of money to kill people and make it look like an accident... and you're real close to having an accident.
- -Luse, Poison Elves (S-9)
Total rating: 31 - Votes: 7 - Average: 4.43
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Talon:"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KILL LUSIPHUR!?"
Fleece:"YOU KILL HIM!
Total rating: 10 - Votes: 2 - Average: 5.00
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Sure, they were all going to die, but they'd go out with their middle fingers upraised in the oldest salute known to the world.
Total rating: 22 - Votes: 5 - Average: 4.40
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First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes.
Total rating: 34 - Votes: 7 - Average: 4.86
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We've trivialized the vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes.
- F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella
Total rating: 10 - Votes: 2 - Average: 5.00
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.
Total rating: 19 - Votes: 4 - Average: 4.75
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Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
Total rating: 16 - Votes: 4 - Average: 4.00
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...
Total rating: 33 - Votes: 7 - Average: 4.71
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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Total rating: 25 - Votes: 6 - Average: 4.17
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Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!
Total rating: 0 - Votes: 0 - Average: 0.00
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Your lyrics were awful. I try to forget them, but then my memory wakes up screaming.
- Gravitation - Yuki Eiri
Total rating: 40 - Votes: 8 - Average: 5.00
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Omul rezonabil se adapteaza mediului; cel care nu se multumeste cu ce i se da, insista in a adapta lumea propriei persoane. De aceea progresul depinde de oameni care nu se multumesc cu ce au.
Total rating: 25 - Votes: 5 - Average: 5.00
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Total rating: 30 - Votes: 7 - Average: 4.29
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An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Total rating: 8 - Votes: 2 - Average: 4.00
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As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
Total rating: 13 - Votes: 3 - Average: 4.33
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Total rating: 5 - Votes: 1 - Average: 5.00
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Total rating: 39 - Votes: 9 - Average: 4.33
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I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
Total rating: 15 - Votes: 3 - Average: 5.00
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